30 August 2005

Flying Spaghetti Monster

via Wordlab
Pastafarians at veganza.org want the Kansas State Board of Education to teach Flying Spaghetti Monsterism as one of the theories of Intelligent Design. But it's unclear which of the various doctrines of this new religion would appeal to the good taste of the Kansas community.
There is a branch of FSM calling itself the Reformed Church of Alfredo, which anoints its members with various sauces according to the appropriate holy day. Alfredans believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has a nemesis called the Baked Ziti Beast, which takes all that is good and noodly and turns it into a sordid, dry, casserole-like affair. Alfredans are taught to avoid ziti and its relatives penne and mostaccoli in all their forms.

Tom Cruise has not weighed in.

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